2008 Woodie Awards
Dr. J & not-so-silent Ru.Diddy
James Adams
Issue date: 4/27/06 Section: Opinion
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Ru.Diddy: This is Big Shot, Big Shot Rob.
Dr. J: Yo why they call you big shot?
Ru.Diddy: Cause he never misses wit the ladies dawg.
Dr. J: For real? Is he from da Kearny?
Ru.Diddy: Nah but he's straight.
Dr. J: Ay that was crazy the other day huh?
Ru.Diddy: What?
Dr. J: When you chased me halfway across Garden for a mint.
Ru.Diddy: Oh yeah huh.
Dr J. and Ru. Diddy reminisce about earlier in the week
Dr. J and Ru. Diddy as they were leaving the lab……..
Dr. J: hey dawg do you still got my Tupac CD in ya truck?
Ru.Diddy: Man dawg I don't think I even have it anymore.
Dr. J: That's bull, you aint never gave me that back!
Ru.Diddy: Well I don't know where it is!
Dr. J: Dawg it's in your truck lets go get it!
Ru.Diddy: Hey give me a mint!
Dr. J: not until I get that Tupac CD back, don't expect a dime!!
Ru.Diddy: aight but you better give me a mint
Then As the two approach the truck Dr. J and Ru.Diddy start arguing about which Tupac CD Ru.Diddy has.
Ru.Diddy: Is it one or two?
Dr. J: I don't know maybe ya got both.
Ru.Diddy: Nah dog I only got one, here, there it is Tupac #1.
Dr. J: Aight well i'll see ya little baby back later
Ru.Diddy Aight see ya
As Dr. J gets out of the truck and shuts the door he pulls the mints out of his pocket and says and I quote, "Got cha True", and signals a half Bird call/spirit fingers sign toward Diddy.
Dr. J then scampers off to his car and attempts to back out, about that time Ru.Diddy blocks his way with his truck. Diddy then gets out and walks to the car.
Ru.Diddy: Man dawg gimme that mint! Keep your end of the bargain.
Dr. J: Nope I don't think so, (Dr. J hollers through the slightly opened window)
Ru.Diddy: That's messed up dude just open it.
Dr. J: acts like he can't hear Ru.Diddy, and Ru.Diddy proceeds to bang on Dr. J's window.
Dr. J: If you break my window you aren't ever going to get that mint. (Suddenly recovering his hearing)
Ru.Diddy: Give me that mint now!! (Diddy says in a rage, when in a panic Dr. J looks for a means of escape and sees a small opening between Diddy's truck and the car parked next to him. Can he make it? That's the question Dr. J was about to get the answer to.)
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