2008 Woodie Awards
Free-4-All
Issue date: 1/18/07 Section: Opinion
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< I feel a little bit lonely today.
< Does anyone know the speed of dark?
< Yeah, I just wanted to give a shout out to all my homies in GC!
< Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.
< I just want you to know I asked her to marry me and she said probably.
< It's the new year. I'm at Red Baron having some coffee. Two sugars and one creamer. I wish you were here. Slander, slander, slander, slander, slander, bye!
< I'm not drunk. I haven't had a drop of alcohol in several weeks. I'm pretty proud.
< Hey, it's New Year's, I'm sitting at Red Baron, free-for-all rocks, woohoo!
< Well today sucked. I was without power from 2 till 10. Popcorn! Hey, this is my phonecall, if you want to talk to free-for-all, call it yourself!
< We almost got caught by the cops because we were putting off bottle rockets.
< I see white people...everywhere.
< Shoutout to all the GC3 drama people!
< Hey, what's up? It's my birthday.
< He just got T.K.O'd by the door at the Red Baron.
< They're making a Zen garden out of food. Slander!
< Does anyone know the speed of dark?
< Yeah, I just wanted to give a shout out to all my homies in GC!
< Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.
< I just want you to know I asked her to marry me and she said probably.
< It's the new year. I'm at Red Baron having some coffee. Two sugars and one creamer. I wish you were here. Slander, slander, slander, slander, slander, bye!
< I'm not drunk. I haven't had a drop of alcohol in several weeks. I'm pretty proud.
< Hey, it's New Year's, I'm sitting at Red Baron, free-for-all rocks, woohoo!
< Well today sucked. I was without power from 2 till 10. Popcorn! Hey, this is my phonecall, if you want to talk to free-for-all, call it yourself!
< We almost got caught by the cops because we were putting off bottle rockets.
< I see white people...everywhere.
< Shoutout to all the GC3 drama people!
< Hey, what's up? It's my birthday.
< He just got T.K.O'd by the door at the Red Baron.
< They're making a Zen garden out of food. Slander!
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